AN ILLUSTRATED POST ABOUT EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT POKEMON (I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT POKEMON) by Paulie Elliott, Esq.
December 21, 2012
AN ILLUSTRATED POST ABOUT EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT POKEMON (I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT POKEMON)
i wanted to do an illustrated post, and my first instinct was to do one about gay porn, but for really obvious reasons, i decided to pick a different subject.
so i went with pokemon.
why pokemon?
because it is a thing a lot of people on the internet talk about, and because i know pretty much nothing about it.
HERE GOES
please note: i spent mostly no time on these drawings
@crashmakessound told me this
raccoons are great except creepy because they have actual hands
pikachu, i am not sure if he had hands
please note: i spelt ‘ears’ as ‘earts’
i do not know what these balls are for, but they exist
these are canon
that is it!
i hope you enjoyed my guide to Everything I Know About Pokémon
stay tuned for next week, when we get a look at Everything I Know About You Because I Conned You Into Giving Me Your Home Address and I Dug Through Your Trash
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I have a kabigon doll at home (one of the pokemon species) which I used to place next to my pillow and I made a little blanket for it. I knew how to sing the pokemon theme song too.
shit paulie, dont go through my trash, i just wanted a christmas card. also this is funny. also why not gay porn. i mean, YOLO 4 LYFE amirite?
yolo is an excellent point
maybe i’ll do that
This reminds me of when I had a small Pikachu plush that wore a tiara and his drag name was Queen Pika.