I am Mikey Sorrentino. I am Buddha.
Look at my glorious tits.
Look at my beatific smile.
This is my mantra: GTL. GTL. GTL.
I am a muscular vision of masculine perfection, with a big fat God inside.
I am all the abundance of the world, brought to you via youtube and MTV.
I share my wealth. I share my love.
You are lucky to have me, bitches.
Free yourself from the shackles of materialism.
Buy my video: How to get perfect abs in less than five weeks.
This is The Situation.
Life is Here and Now and next week when I appear Live! at The Superbowl.
Do not worship other Gods. Do not buy inferior fake Sorrentino beads.
Baby aren’t I beautiful?