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Mikey Buddha

August 6, 2011

Greetings.

I am Mikey Sorrentino. I am Buddha.

Look at my glorious tits.

Look at my beatific smile.

This is my mantra: GTL. GTL. GTL.

I am a muscular vision of masculine perfection, with a big fat God inside.

I am all the abundance of the world, brought to you via youtube and MTV.

I share my wealth. I share my love.

You are lucky to have me, bitches.

Free yourself from the shackles of materialism.

Buy my video: How to get perfect abs in less than five weeks.

This is The Situation.

Life is Here and Now and next week when I appear Live! at The Superbowl.

Do not worship other Gods. Do not buy inferior fake Sorrentino beads.

Baby aren’t I beautiful?

Love Me.

 

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Stavrogin permalink
    August 6, 2011 11:20 am

    They are glorious tits.

  2. August 6, 2011 8:37 pm

    mikey, you’ve got the face of a chipmunk

  3. Horne permalink
    August 9, 2011 1:37 am

    “Life is Here and Now and next week when I appear Live! at The Superbowl.”

    The rest of zizekpress is just a frame for this jewel.

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