5 Things You Should Know Before You Begin Writing Your First Novel – by Zasulich
1. How to delete your twitter account.
2. That everyone currently writing novels is better than you. Not just as a writer, but as a person.
3.. How to leave people the fuck alone once your novel’s done because it’s a piece of shit and no one will ever want to read it.
4. What “plagiarism” means (and if it is okay in your country.)
5. How to write