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5 Things You Should Know Before You Begin Writing Your First Novel – by Zasulich

October 26, 2011

1. How to delete your twitter account.

2. That everyone currently writing novels is better than you. Not just as a writer, but as a person.

3.. How to leave people the fuck alone once your novel’s done because it’s a piece of shit and no one will ever want to read it.

4. What “plagiarism” means (and if it is okay in your country.)

5. How to write

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  1. October 26, 2011 1:06 pm

    Number 3 is hard to learn.

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