Getting to know the writer
He lives in London with his partner, Jane, and their two children.
He lives in London with his wife.
She lives in Brooklyn with her labrador.
He has lived in Paris, Karachi, Madrid and now San Juan Capistrano.
He splits his time between Dallas and Cape Town, where he was born.
She lives in Newport Pagnell, with her second husband Larry and their growing brood.
She lives on Planet Earth.
She lives on the page.
He lives in he lives.
He is represented by who gives a fuck, inc.
She is represented by who gives a fuck, inc.
She follows an agent on twitter.
He will be represented, so why not act like he is?
He is represented.
He is validated.
He is validated by who gives a fuck inc.
He is rugged [headshot]
She has long hair [headshot]
She is kind of goth [headshot]
Oh, she really does have a labrador [headshot]
She is suspiciously cropped [headshot]
He can be intense [headshot]
He likes to hold a book [headshot]
She wants to be your friend, she is like you, she is laughing [headshot]
SO WILL YOU BUY THIS BOOK NOW THAT WE ARE FRIENDS?