Schedule of Michael Dorn [Worf from ‘Star Trek’] May-Sept 2012
Tuesday 1st – Forget April. Things won’t be that bad again. It’s not like she can prove it was me anyway.
Wednesday 9th – Meeting with TV guys. Bring blu-ray of ‘DS9: Way of the Warrior’, show them what I’ve got. Focus on scene where I talk a lot.
Friday 11th – Mum’s birthday. Send e-mail [Don’t forget again!]
Saturday 19th – Golf with Riker. Ask if he’s directing anything. Do quick scene from ‘Streetcar’, remind him what I’ve got.
Sunday 20th –
Sunday 27th – Levar’s movie night. Last time it was Marina’s porno. Is it one of Patrick’s this month?
Thursday 31st – Does May have 31 days? Check calendar.
Tuesday 5th – Meeting with executives. Any will do.
Tuesday 12th – Call last week executives. Push for second meeting.
Tuesday 19th – Call executives again. Try to make it a weekly thing – if I call enough, they’ll think I’m their client.
Saturday 23rd – Annual Star Trek dinner. Is it my turn to fuck Marina? Can’t remember. Check with the guys. If yes, take pills.
Wednesday 4th – INDY DAY! Call Marina?
Friday 13th – Go to new bar and use my Friday the 13th joke. Go as Worf?
Saturday 21st – Dinner with Patrick and Riker. Try to get Pat to bring his agent. Arrange to play golf or go flying together. Flying is better – if they’re captive then I can force them into some kind of deal. Movie is best, commercial as low as I’ll go. Don’t do any more video games.
Sunday 22nd – Fly in the sky. Grill agents [if present].
Saturday 28th – Go to Japan. Get agent to promote trip heavily the week before. Take pills, lots of them.
Sunday 29th – Sightseeing/sex with fan
Monday 30th – Sightseeing/sex with different fan
Tuesday 31st – Sex with prostitute and fan
Wednesday 1st – Return to US. Get Levar to pick me up from airport.
Saturday 4th – Pre-convention work out. Lift weights all week. Go running. Stretch face.
Thursday 9th – Buy pills. Practise jokes. Check list of female attendees for the convention on the facebook page. Make note of sexy ones [if any].
Friday 10th – LAS VEGAS! STAR TREK CONVENTION – Charge extra for autographs? $100? Would they pay that?
Saturday 11th – STAR TREK CONVENTION Round 2!
Sunday 12th – STAR TREK CONVENTION – check CCTV for anyone I’ve missed the last two days. Do a lap of the car park and nearby Denny’s, charge less if I have to.
Monday 13th – Count money.
Tuesday 28th – Call agent. Make him feel like he’s let me down.
Wednesday 29th – Threaten to look for new agent.
Thursday 30th – Patch up differences with agent. Stress that I AM STILL interested in working.
Saturday 1st – Arrange a meeting or something. Act busy. I have a bad feeling about September already and it’s still May.
Friday 7th – Call Marina? Go to Japan?