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Schedule of Michael Dorn [Worf from ‘Star Trek’] May-Sept 2012

May 9, 2012


Tuesday 1st – Forget April. Things won’t be that bad again. It’s not like she can prove it was me anyway.
Wednesday 2nd
Thursday 3rd
Friday 4th
Saturday 5th
Sunday 6th
Monday 7th
Tuesday 8th
Wednesday 9th – Meeting with TV guys. Bring blu-ray of ‘DS9: Way of the Warrior’, show them what I’ve got. Focus on scene where I talk a lot.
Thursday 10th
Friday 11th – Mum’s birthday. Send e-mail [Don’t forget again!]
Saturday 12th
Sunday 13th
Monday 14th
Tuesday 15th
Wednesday 16th
Thursday 17th
Friday 18th
Saturday 19th – Golf with Riker. Ask if he’s directing anything. Do quick scene from ‘Streetcar’, remind him what I’ve got.
Sunday 20th –
Monday 21st
Tuesday 22nd
Wednesday 23rd
Thursday 24th
Friday 25th
Saturday 26th
Sunday 27th – Levar’s movie night. Last time it was Marina’s porno. Is it one of Patrick’s this month?
Monday 28th
Tuesday 29th
Wednesday 30th
Thursday 31st – Does May have 31 days? Check calendar.

Friday 1st
Saturday 2nd
Sunday 3rd
Monday 4th
Tuesday 5th – Meeting with executives. Any will do.
Wednesday 6th
Thursday 7th
Friday 8th
Saturday 9th
Sunday 10th
Monday 11th
Tuesday 12th – Call last week executives. Push for second meeting.
Wednesday 13th
Thursday 14th
Friday 15th
Saturday 16th
Sunday 17th
Monday 18th
Tuesday 19th – Call executives again. Try to make it a weekly thing – if I call enough, they’ll think I’m their client.
Wednesday 20th
Thursday 21st
Friday 22nd
Saturday 23rd – Annual Star Trek dinner. Is it my turn to fuck Marina? Can’t remember. Check with the guys. If yes, take pills.
Sunday 24th
Monday 25th
Tuesday 26th
Wednesday 27th
Thursday 28th
Friday 29th
Saturday 30th

Sunday 1st
Monday 2nd
Tuesday 3rd
Wednesday 4th – INDY DAY! Call Marina?
Thursday 5th
Friday 6th
Saturday 7th
Sunday 8th
Monday 9th
Tuesday 10th
Wednesday 11th
Thursday 12th
Friday 13th – Go to new bar and use my Friday the 13th joke. Go as Worf?
Saturday 14th
Sunday 15th
Monday 16th
Tuesday 17th
Wednesday 18th
Thursday 19th
Friday 20th
Saturday 21st – Dinner with Patrick and Riker. Try to get Pat to bring his agent. Arrange to play golf or go flying together. Flying is better – if they’re captive then I can force them into some kind of deal. Movie is best, commercial as low as I’ll go. Don’t do any more video games.
Sunday 22nd – Fly in the sky. Grill agents [if present].
Monday 23rd
Tuesday 24th
Wednesday 25th
Thursday 26th
Friday 27th
Saturday 28th – Go to Japan. Get agent to promote trip heavily the week before. Take pills, lots of them.
Sunday 29th – Sightseeing/sex with fan
Monday 30th – Sightseeing/sex with different fan
Tuesday 31st – Sex with prostitute and fan

Wednesday 1st – Return to US. Get Levar to pick me up from airport.
Thursday 2nd
Friday 3rd
Saturday 4th –  Pre-convention work out. Lift weights all week. Go running. Stretch face.
Sunday 5th
Monday 6th
Tuesday 7th
Wednesday 8th
Thursday 9th – Buy pills. Practise jokes. Check list of female attendees for the convention on the facebook page. Make note of sexy ones [if any].
Friday 10th – LAS VEGAS! STAR TREK CONVENTION – Charge extra for autographs? $100? Would they pay that?
Saturday 11th – STAR TREK CONVENTION Round 2!
Sunday 12th – STAR TREK CONVENTION – check CCTV for anyone I’ve missed the last two days. Do a lap of the car park and nearby Denny’s, charge less if I have to.
Monday 13th – Count money.
Tuesday 14th
Wednesday 15th
Thursday 16th
Friday 17th
Saturday 18th
Sunday 19th
Monday 20th
Tuesday 21st
Wednesday 22nd
Thursday 23rd
Friday 24th
Saturday 25th
Sunday 26th
Monday 27th
Tuesday 28th – Call agent. Make him feel like he’s let me down.
Wednesday 29th – Threaten to look for new agent.
Thursday 30th – Patch up differences with agent. Stress that I AM STILL interested in working.
Friday 31st

Saturday 1st – Arrange a meeting or something. Act busy. I have a bad feeling about September already and it’s still May.
Sunday 2nd
Monday 3rd
Tuesday 4th
Wednesday 5th
Thursday 6th
Friday 7th – Call Marina? Go to Japan?


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