Erotica [or anti-erotica]
[Pic of Robert Shaw holding Richard Dreyfuss’ head between his legs]
A town is gripped by shark attacks. A group of pornographers are in town and decide to have a lot of sex on the beach and in the sea.
The mayor can’t decide who to deal with first.
He sends Chief Brody to catch the shark, with Robert Shaw and Richard Dreyfuss. The latter two bond and flirt and finally have sex while Brody is sleeping.
Robert Shaw is killed by the shark [shark = vengeful, giant pussy?].
Richard Dreyfuss is presumed dead.
Brody is alone and develops a sexual fixation with the shark. [Maybe he hasn’t had sex with his wife in months?]
He strips off and jumps into the water.
The shark approaches.
Brody holds his cock and tugs it slowly. He wants the moment to last.
The shark gets closer.
Brody tugs faster.
The shark reaches him, opens its mouth…Brody pushes his cock upwards and tries to put it inside the shark’s mouth.
Not sure how this is gonna end.
The shark fucks Brody?
Sexy Jurassic Park
[Pic of Richard Attenborough with hand down pants, offering a veloceraptor [in pigtails] some candy]
The old man makes a park full of dinosaurs so he can have sex with the smaller ones.
Why would he make the T-Rex and the other big ones?
Perhaps he wants to make people think he hasn’t made a park full of dinosaurs just so he can have sex with the smaller ones?
Scrap this one, it won’t work.
Sexy Schindler’s List
[Pic of Spielberg with camera next to Liam Neeson’s ballsack. Kinda like the shot of John Wayne in the doorway at the end of ‘The Searchers’]
Liam Neeson has sex with the Nazi commander and some of the prettier Jews.
Best to leave this one alone, don’t need the hassle.
[Pic of Batman ‘fiddling’ with Bane, while Alfred jerks off in the background]
Batman uses his vast wealth to build weapons and sex toys. He hunts down criminals and psychopaths and after fighting them, he has sex with them.
Is this sexy?
Or maybe he fights the criminals, and then takes that aggression into his love life. He has a date with some woman and fucks her like she’s The Riddler.