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Let's see what these future captains of industry had to say: This first group never quite got over the idea that women have cooties. This is made even worse by the fact that they're probably stupid enough to think giving themselves a cootie shot will give them autism.

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While the previous idiot is already settling into a life of novelty coffee mugs and shirts featuring the various national landmarks he's visited, Kevin here is on the exact opposite of the spectrum; shooting for an impossible dream that he's likely to never jour. Seriously, it's awe inspiring.

As my hands search in the dark for my lighter to smoke a cigarette and bask in the afterglow, her head resting on my wibes listening to my heartbeat, i lift up her chin and meet her gaze, tenderly whispering "fooooooootttttttttttbbbbbbaaaaaallllllllllll". And a porno mag. And a quart of motor oil. And ESPN. And a classic car I can fix up.

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And a six pack of beer. And your hot sister. Incidentally, this was the most common type of dude serve the list. To be completely honest, I think this dude's confidence is pretty admirable.

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Whoa, trippy. Way to be! That said, if your girlfriend is making you watch The Notebook for the 10th time double check to make sure you're not inadvertently dating servsr robot designed for torturing prisoners, since no human woman is that much of a sadist.

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Ugh, fuck you dude. I hate to break it to you Zach, as well as the majority of you statistically speaking based on box office salesbut that superhero shit is for little kids. It's a scientifically proven fact that for every piece of superhero clothing a man owns his penis is one inch shorter than the national average, meaning there's a solid chance this dude's dick is inverted several feet into his body cavity.

And Zach, on a serious note, you're not yor superhero, nor should you feel like one for flopping around on top of an undoubtedly unsatisfied woman. Superhero fandom might as well be the world's only STD that virgins can contract.

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